Caper's Poets

Instructions on a Packet of Instant Angel — Jack Kristiansen

Open only when deemed appropriate.
1. Prepare your prayer beforehand
(nine words or fewer for best results).     
2. Unaccompanied, close off room.
3. Place empty plastic (expendable) cup
on tabletop, countertop, or floor.
4. Cut or tear packet along dotted line.
5. Inhale lungful of air and exhale it into cup.
6. Immediately pour in contents of packet.
7. Wait for minute of flightiness to pass.
8. Address presence with deference.
Caution:  After euphoria
some suffer prolonged despair.

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